Your result for The Fan Fiction Personality Test...
Crackfic, Mpreg, and all the other oddities.
You are pretty weird. It's hard to put you in a box. On one hand, you might lean towards the bizarre subgenres; recklessly slash people with inanimate objects, create alternate universes where Harry Potter is a seven-year-old girl named Annie and don't take fanfiction very serious. On the other hand, you might be a misunderstood genius that could write Tolkien, Roddenberry and Rice into the ground, and your ideas are simply totally ahead of their time.
However, the chances you're the latter are rather small.
And yet, I don't think I've actually paired anyone with an inanimate object... Not that I can remember everything I wrote off the top of my head. :P